I like to bend over next to stop signs and pretend all of the drivers are slowing down because they’re checking me out.
how come when a gay man hits on a straight man he’s a “predatory gay” but when a straight man hits on a lesbian it’s a “challenge”
Sure, look at the message I sent you and not respond…that’s cool too
What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about…?
In Family Guy if anyone was to die it should’ve been Meg…not Brian!
I do not care if you are my mortal enemy, if you ask me to do a period check on your behind to make sure your pants are still good i got your back dude
it is officially christmas and if u try to ruin my christmas spirit i will shove a reindeer up ur butt
why do guys look so hot when they drive
cos we’re too stupid to work the air conditioning